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How to Get Rid of a Curse: 15 ways to break the hex
Read More: How to Get Rid of a Curse: 15 ways to break the hexIf you’re trying to figure out how to get rid of a curse, you’re not alone. Curses show up in every culture on the planet. Doesn’t matter if you call it a hex, the evil eye, black magic, or just really persistent bad luck that won’t let up. The fix looks different depending on who…
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How to Get Rid of a Husband’s Corpse You Can’t Let Go Of: 5 surprisingly discreet disposal options
Look, everyone grieves differently. Some people keep ashes in an urn. Some people scatter them at a meaningful location. You kept the whole corpse in your bedroom for fourteen months. No judgment. But at some point, practicality has to win. The smell isn’t “musky cologne” anymore. Your book club is asking questions. And honestly, the…
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How to get rid of country music: 9 ways to change the station for good
You’ve tried earplugs. You’ve tried moving cities. The twang follows you everywhere. Nine methods to eliminate country music from your existence, ranging from “technically possible” to “probably requires a PhD in theoretical physics.” 1. Hire a Mariachi Band to Follow You Around Dr. Juanita DeLaVega, a renowned musicologist from the prestigious Instituto de Música Ficticia,…
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How to get rid of your wife: 8 bold strategies for a fresh start
Your wife has opinions about throw pillows and you’ve had enough. The rational move is a conversation with a divorce lawyer, but you didn’t Google this looking for rational. You want her to leave on her own terms, ideally while questioning every life choice that led her to marry you. These eight approaches have a…
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How to Get Rid Of Debt: 6 strategies to pay down debt faster
Store credit cards are financial traps dressed up as discounts. Sign up today, save 15%, spend the next three years paying it off at 24% interest. And here you are. First rule: you can’t fix debt without knowing the actual number. Feels obvious, but most people in debt avoid looking at the total like it’ll…